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July 2015
Cupcake Decorating
Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. As you wish. I don't know what…
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Dinner Party
Look, my liege! Shut up! Will you shut up?! What a strange person. But you are dressed as one… You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur,…
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Kitten Adoption Day
I've done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold. And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. What good…
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Groundwater Legal Defense Fundraiser for TESPA
July 22, 2018 4pm EVENT DETAILS: Sunday, July 22nd 4pm - 9pm (ish) Vintage Oaks Farm, an indoor/outdoor venue at the front of Rolling Oaks Subdivision. 400 Limestone Lane, Driftwood, TX 78619 or https://www.facebook.com/VintageOaksFarm/ 4:00 - Doors & Auction Open 4:30 - 3~Hands High Information/ TESPA Presentation 5:30 - TESPA Presentation 6:00 - Laughing Water 7:00 - Cake Walk, Raffle, Story Telling, and Other Shinanigans 7:30 - Jacob Allen Jaeger & Friends All proceeds (except food sales) go to TESPA…
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Texas Water Roundtable
The Texas Water Roundtable will hold a panel discussion on August the 2ndfrom 10-12 at the Capitol in the Betty King Room. These discussions are designed primarily for legislative staff and the general public. Open forum discussion on three key drivers; Water Transportation Land Use A call to action: Texas growth and demographics is outpacing our ability to meet these needs!
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